marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography
With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.
8:54 pm • 21 October 2014 • 5,966 notes
Really don’t wanna do hw. Heelllpppp
8:37 pm • 21 October 2014 • 4 notes
long time no see but hi i’m still alive and i had to get reading glasses because i’m old. what’s up how’re you guys?
8:10 pm • 21 October 2014 • 2 notes
Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.
12:50 am • 21 October 2014 • 51,601 notes
HEALTHY RECIPE: The Detoxifying Ice Cream (vegan + paleo + no sugar added) by Dreams of Sugar Plum Cakes (Celestina)
This baby is my go-to every time I’m hit by the IBS blues - and that’s at least once a week, but with how tasty this detox “ice cream” is, I find myself eating it nearly every day.
12:40 am • 20 October 2014 • 312 notes
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
8:28 pm • 19 October 2014 • 119,728 notes
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
8:31 am • 19 October 2014 • 312,113 notes
View of Rome and St. Peter’s dome from the top of the Spanish Steps.
(Seriously, go to the steps EARLY. Like, before the sun comes up. There will be no one there.)
Piazza di Spagna, Rome
8:30 am • 19 October 2014 • 70,173 notes
even scarier halloween costume ideas:
- the growing popularity of ukip
- the conservative party’s plans to scrap the human rights act
8:30 am • 19 October 2014 • 2,339 notes